Saturday, January 21, 2012

Axe's "End of the World" survival kit

     What would you do if the world is about to end?  What would you possibly bring if you were to choose to bring some essential things to start a new in a different world?  These are actually some of the thoughts I had whenever I come across a movie which about the same topic, today is the day all life in the face of the earth vanishes.  I was lucky enough to receive some help from a good friend of mine, Mr Jeman Bunyi Villanueva (aka Jeman B Villanueva,) of Orange Magazine to receive a special package from a world renowned company that would equip me with some of the things which would help jump start my mind on knowing what to do and be prepared should the time come that we face the end of the world...

The Rope...
     One of the basic things you need to survive would be a rope, a rope can help a lot in building your shelter, binding things, making to things hold on to each other, and a lot of other things...  You never know what you can do with some extra rope?
The Fuel
      It's pretty hard to start a fire just using sticks and stones, so having a small amount of fuel would ease up the pain of starting one.  A few clicks with the stones, or some friction with wood and dried grass, dash with some fuel, would help you start a fire in no time.  I wonder what you can do with those extra fuel left?  Like some massage oil?  I bet it would really help start the heat faster...

The Handcuffs
     Of all the things in the kit, this definitely surprised me...  Must be in case of securing enemies nearby, or just the cute or lovely girls who would have a hard time finding the man that knows how to survive the harsh new world you would start all over with.  Definitely a must to bring then...

The Tourniquet
     Injuries can't be help, especially if you are walking a uncharted area seeking for food, shelter, or some company... This would really help you a lot if by any chance you do get inflicted with some harsh wounds or injuries that needs some control, especially on stopping some bleeding.  This could also help a lot as a cloth to keep you warm at night... warmer if you got some company...

The Final Edition
     Alone in a new world?  Finding a hard time looking for survivors?  Then look no further, with just a small amount of spray from Axe's 2012, you won't even have to count from 1 to 10.  The land would suddenly tremble, like an earthquake suddenly shaking the new land you're in, because girls would suddenly start running towards the light citrus scent, combined with the smell of sweat emanating from your body.  Works like a flame in the middle of a darkened roomed filled with moths.  And you know what happens when a moth nears a flame right?  They get burned...

     So plan ahead, try to collect this simple survival kit, you never know when the end of the world would happen...  And it's good to know, Axe is there to help you until the very end, or I might say, a new beginning.

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